WHEN THERE IS NO JUSTICE, REBELLION BECOMES LAW
“In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery?” St. Augustine
St. Augustine in Book IV of The City of God, relates the story about the pirate who had been seized and brought before Alexander the Great. The cheeky pirate asks the King what is the real difference between a pirate stealing with one ship and an Emperor doing the same with a fleet of ships. The pirate argued…
YOU GOT TIME TO WASTE? GO TO THE BANK!
Back in the 80’s I use to work in the Bank ,which shall be nameless for now, but in our time our mission was one thing- making the customer happy. We did not have the pleasures of computers or instant balances or electronically matching signatures. We had to manually check for everything, balance on account which was on a mass of sheets we fondly referred to as ‘balance sheet’: we had the…
THE WORLD BEYOND HUMAN EYES
Many times unless we see things we do not believe. It is an understandable human emotion, making many of us doubters, even when the unseen is revealed. Movie maker Louis Schwartzberg has delved into the world of the unseen and brings to life the unseen. It is a fascinating look at the world beyond the human eyes, a world that grows, multiplies and hides itself from the frailties of mankind. In…
A Man’s Random Thoughts
Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made. it home OK!
The wife’s back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie. last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell. disaster.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I. should have taken them off.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or “foreplay” as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were. going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed. herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Screw it, soldier on!”
I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told her, “Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!”
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, “I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!” Oh,” I replied, “so now you want me to stay!”
A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.”
“That’s a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.”
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.
I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look. like she’s moving during sex.
Dr. SHEFALI - ITS TIME TO CHANGE
“It is time for us to change the spotlight, to turn it inward and change it from being the child that needs to be fixed…. and change it to parental evolution as the solution..” Dr Shefali
You are part of the Conscious Parenting movement! Please help spread the word about my two upcoming life classes on OWN, Sept, 21 AND 28 at…
WE DO NOT OWN OUR CHILDREN.
Call me slow but I just watched the movie 12 Years A Slave. I usually watch popular movies months after the furor of pop culture. Never really saw myself as one of those ‘ must see’ crowds, I watch at my own pace, devoid of all the street reviews and I usually come away with my own interpretation and or dislike of what I had just seen.
Needless to say I enjoyed it but there was a particular…